white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

nickoffermen:

if you are bored or feeling down, here, have an hour and 45 minutes of the office bloopers

(via exitpursuedbyclare)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via rachellesierra)

“I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald about Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to a friend dated Febuary 1920  (via barbieandken)

(Source: larmoyante, via rachellesierra)

“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions.”
– Will Smith (via beefysquirrelz)

(Source: stxxz, via buttsforbreakfast)